In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.
This is funnier than anything I have ever said.
There is something about financially stable men chasing after barely legal women and then calling these women gold diggers like why don’t u date someone is out of college and has a job instead of a twenty year old with debt 😕 it seems to me that u deserves to be robbed
Very funny when i see a rich old man crying about how his young beautiful wife takes everything in the divorce. Karma bitch.
there is not a single role chris pratt does that jack black couldn’t do better
at the people saying jack black couldn’t play star lord: why? no really, go ahead and tell me. I think I know the answer but I want to hear you say it.

Everyone on the notes has galaxy brain energy
So they're gonna undercut pharmacies until they corner the market and then jack prices back up, but higher than before and reep all that profit. Right?
Not only will it give Amazon a new market to lord over, but more data on its customers. Knowing what illnesses a person has will help them sell other items by advertising things that will seem tantalizing. Bipolar makes you impulse buy? Amazon will know that. Depression makes you crave sweets? Amazon can sell that. Bezos doesn't care how predatory this business practice is because he's a monster and all of humanity is his prey.
I see this getting passed around a lot, and I just want to remind everyone that Lush UK and Lush North America were founded by the same people but currently run under entirely different leadership, methods and ideals. Lush UK actually sued the CEO of Lush NA a few years back, and Lush NA has openly condemned Lush UK’s partnership with a TERF group masquerading as a charity.
i can’t stop watching this i’m …
what the fuck
brief reminder that humans are among the best vocal mimics on Earth











